Got your attention huh? Well its true... I ran over myself with my own car.
I was on my way home from work and I must have had a lot on my mind from the day.
I jumped out of my car (leaving my car in drive) and threw a bunch of bags I had in my car into the garage.
At some point I look back at my car in the driveway and realize my car is still running so I go over to my car and see my keys are still in the ignition.
I proceed to lean over and grab my keys. Well the keys won't come out but once the car (still in DRIVE mode) is turned off it starts to roll backward. I try to punch the brake with my hand but the car door slams into me and knocks me on the ground.
Then the car proceeds to RUN OVER ME!! (well it runs over my foot actually).
I am laying on the ground... my poor foot bleeding... watching as my car goes speeding down my driveway and crashes into my neighbors mailbox on the other side of the street...
my neighbors come running out to make sure I am ok. Of course I was wearing white pants that day and so the blood from my knee and ankle/foot are all over the white pants making the whole situation look a lot worse than it was. They are also looking at me like I am crazy that my car just RAN ME OVER and look like they are trying not to laugh.
The mailbox (which was cemented into the ground) was completely knocked over but at least my car hit that and not their HOUSE. And somehow in the chaos of getting knocked over myself I threw my BRAND NEW phone in the air and must have thrown it just right because it landed in a cup of water in my car and DIED... how I managed that I am not sure.
So I call my husband in tears and tell him I was in an accident. He does not ask "are you ok?" or "what happened?". He asks "was it your fault??". I say "well yeah, I ran over myself".
So he comes home and takes me to urgent care (my foot is really swelling at this time). The doctor takes me away from my husband and asks me outright if my husband did that to me because he didn't believe my story about how I RAN OVER MYSELF.
I was TOTALLY EMBARRASSED.... luckily my neighbors have since moved away but my friends that know the story still tease me every chance they get.
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2nd UPDATE: THANKS SO MUCH to all of my new followers... not only did I make it 40 but I surpassed it!! I am SO HAPPY now... you guys (well ladies actually) are AWESOME!!